All decency has been lost. I am now entirely comfortable doing my morning business while entertaining a 1 year old. Is it that I have no shame? Or is it that her olfactory receptors are so pre-developed that her brain cannot sense the profound danger she is in. In a moment of sheer cognitive confusion for myself this morning, she gave me a standing ovation after I completed reading / singing the ABC book to her. Perhaps, deep down, she truly knows what it took for me to multi-task in such a coordinated and musical manner.